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5 years ago
The Udderly Handy Cow
5:52 am
Megan Bayliss
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5:52 am
Megan Bayliss
Posted in
children's story,
Fiction
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8 Response to "The Udderly Handy Cow"
Mrs Farmer is mean! She should have her head slammed in the freezer and ice tipped into her bed. Mr Farmer is mean too for not standing up for his cow. They are both udderly disgraceful.
From Jacinta
I think the farmers should come and live with Mary so she can turn them into vegans. They can sleep outside in Sammi's dog kennel! ha ha ha.
By Felicity
Hello Jazzy. I am very excited that you left a comment about my story. Thank you so much and 15 big fat stinky cow licks for doing that.
How about poor Caramel - she has to make ice cream now! Poor thing. Maybe she should have crawled into bed and left a big sloppy cow poop! Chocolate ice cream :)
Mr and Mrs Farmer are very normal - they only ever think about themselves!
Hello Miss Flick
Mary might turn into a meat eater though and eat Mr and Mrs Farmer!
Where will Sammi sleep if Mr and Mrs Farmer moove into her dog house? What if we send Mr and Mrs Farmer to the coldest country on earth...and don't give them any warm clothes.
Where can I sleep when I come to your house for a visit? I don't want to sleep in the dog house, with Sammi or out in the cold?
You need heat to make caramel. I think she should move to Cairns or rename herself Mrs Whippy. She could hang a bell around her neck so all the children would hear her coming and run out to buy her ice cream. Then she would have lots of money and she wouldn't have to do what the farmers said any more.
Mooooooooooooooo!
Very good point, Vayleigh. But, what if she got all angry and hot at the Farmer's though....then she could cover them in Caramel. They would become glued to the spot and all the hungry mice could come and eat them :) No more nasty Mr and Mrs Farmer then!
If Caramel came to Cairns then I would end up very, very fat. But, I would dance with caramel because I really like her.
I like to mooooooove it, mooooooove it.
Hi Megan
Love the play on words.
I just want to to know. What part of the world that poor frozen little cow lives, because if her tits are frozen solid, I'm not going to holiday there.
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